THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE.
BEST THING EVER
So, cutting to the chase: I’m poor as hell. I can barely afford food; I just lost my job but am unable to collect unemployment; I have no income; my family can’t ease my way; and I have to pay rent at the beginning of next month, which will suck my finances completely dry.
In an effort to not become a homeless manchild, I’m offering commissions.
I’ll do a bunch of $2 sketch commissions for people, if that’s what I need to do. I’ll do $30 digital vector portraits if people want. I’ll do $15 flat color illustrations. I don’t care. Name your price and I’ll draw your thing. Just please help.
And if you can’t purchase a commission then at least reblog this. I’m in serious trouble and I’m really stressed out about the whole situation. Examples of my work can be found here.
Guys, it’s been 10 minutes and this has 3 notes. I have more than 1200 followers. If you each take one second to reblog this or request a sketch commission, that’s $2400.
PLEASE. HELP. I am seriously in a pit and I don’t know what else to do right now.
If you can reblog a funny text post about “penus” from me, you can reblog this to help me not become a homeless post-adolescent panhandler.
by Craig Welsh (1996)
I find this weirdly fascinating
yOU KNOW YOU CAN LEAVE OKAY
Some people believe that our shoulder blades were where our wings were attached so really, we could all just be angels that had fallen and we simply don’t remember.
-Using the force
-Going Super Saiyan
-Jutsu Hand Signs
-Spells from Harry Potter
-Breaking the 66 seals
-Turning into a green rage monster
-Being a synthesized voice program
-Getting a bunch of bitches to kneel
-Dialing 42 42 564